I've just returned from a three week cross-country car trip from Atlanta to northern California and I discovered a few things along the way about our nation:1) The love bugs in Mississippi and Louisiana always fly in tandem and copulate continuously.2) Craziness is cool in New Orleans. That means you can walk around ... Continue Reading
Olympian Observations
Okay, I'll admit it. I'm one of those guys who, every two years, gathers myself onto the sofa, a Coke in hand, Cheetos by my side, and sits, mesmerized, by the Olympics.Track? I love it. The most universal and basic of all sports. (Or sport, as Mitt Romney would put it.)Swimming? Sensational, even though I, myself, ... Continue Reading
Adventures in Camping
It's safe to say I'm not an avid outdoorsman. I've never hunted, I've fished a few times, and I've camped maybe a half dozen times in my life, never alone.Until this week. Actually I wasn't alone. I took my dog Lucy along on a one night, two day adventure around the Upper Peninsula--it was part of a writing ... Continue Reading
A Dog’s Life
There are plenty of reasons to love dogs--their unfailing friendliness and loyalty, their ability to forgive almost anything and anybody, and their insistence on being happy. Even when they're sick, with their chin resting sadly on their paws, and their nose warm as a pancake just off the griddle, they give you ... Continue Reading
Athletic Masochism
It's that time of year again: golf season.Someone once described golf as a walk in the park, ruined. Well, I've taken innumerable ruined walks in the park over the last few years, and yet I keep returning, desperately hoping that the results will change, but knowing, deep-down, that they won't. Ever.And sure enough, on ... Continue Reading

